JuST lOOsE iT: EMIneM

(Ok-k)Guess who's back?(back back)Back again
(gain gain)Shady's back(back)
Tell a friend(friend)
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floorTo the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I've touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slideBend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go]
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [
Fart Sound]Oops my cd just skippedAnd everyone just heard you let one rip[Chorus]Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chanceYeah boy shake that a$$
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby(AH-AH)

[Verse 2]It's Friday and it's my dayJust to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what dayEveryday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freewayFeelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'All I know is when I get thereSomeone's gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (AH-AH)
Beer-goggles blind!I'm just tryna unwind
now I'm[Chorus]Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chanceYeah boy shake that a$$
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby(AH-AH)

[Verse 3]It's Tuesday and I'm locked upI'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt nakedDown the street screaming(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Well I'm sorry, I don't rememberAll I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tapeyellin' at an old lady
'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubba TubbieI don't have any lines to go right here
so, Tubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!)
Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous
(what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girlsEveryone report to the dance floorIt's your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH) It's so appeasin'
[Chorus]Now I'm gonna make you danceIt's your chance
Yeah boy shake that a$$
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby(AH-AH)Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)[Outro]UmMmMmm touch my bodyUmMmMmm touch my bodyOoh boy just touch my bodyI mean girl just touch my body(body body)